Dave Collins Jr. from Teaneck, NJ was charged with aggravated assault for allegedly pointing a gun at his neighbor for expelling loud farts. The offending eruption was so loud Collins could apparently hear it through the walls of his apartment. Collins pointing a gun at the flatulent fellow and threatened to put a hole in his head.
Collins, not being a scientist, deduced that placing a hole in the offenders head would create an additional ventilation duct for the noxious methane to bleed off causing squelched fart expulsions. Fortunately for his neighbor, Collins was arrested before the experiment was completed.